Except I didn't lose it. It was in the trunk of my car all along. With some rotten food. And a dead mouse. The poor creature had gotten in somehow, but never got out.
I found it a few months ago, the sweater, height of summer, but only just tried wearing it. Yeahnope! I reacted to mold. I'll have to wash it more, which might shred it. The mortality of sweaters.
It's moments like these that give me inspirations for stories/songs/games I never write: Sweaters for the Dead. Sweaters from the Dead.